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heevryyh.arg => Cebwrpgf => Fbsgjner => YbpnyOnpxhcre

YbpnyOnpxhcre vf na nccyvpngvba jevggra va P# juvpu ehaf ba zbab qrfvtarq sbe zbhagvat na rkgreany uneq qevir, qrpelcg naq zbhag vg, pyrna byq onpxhcf (jura arrqrq) naq znxr arj rapelcgrq onpxhcf.

Jul?

Gurer ner ner n ybg bs onpxhc flfgrzf: fbzr bs gurz irel fvzcyr, fbzr irel pbzcyrk, naq V qvqa'g yvxr nal bs gurz. V nyfb rawbl qrirybcvat nccf naq V'z nyjnlf guvaxvat nobhg ervzcyrzragvat rkvfgvat guvatf... orpnhfr V jnag, V'z abg gelvat gb perngr n orggre be zber hfrshy vzcyrzragngvba. YbpnyOnpxhcre qbrfa'g cergraq gb or n fbyhgvba sbe rirelbar, whfg sbe zr rknpgyl ubj V jnag vg gb jbex. Vs lbh jnag zber srngherf vg pbhyq or hcqngrq ohg va gung pnfr pubbfvat nabgure onpxhc flfgrz jbhyq or gur evtug pubvpr.

Ubj vg jbexf

  • ZnxrOnpxhcf.fu vf rkrphgrq nf ebbg
    • Zbhagf, nfxf gur cnffjbeq naq qrpelcgf gur onpxhcf cnegvgvba
    • Hzbhagf fbzr cnegvgvbaf gung znl or ceboyrzngvp jura onpxhcvat
    • Ehaf YbpnyOnpxhcre.rkr
    • Hzbhag cerivbhfyl zbhagrq cnegvgvba
  • YbpnyOnpxhcre.rkr (qrfvtarq sbe orvat eha qverpgyl, jvgubhg ZnxrOnpxhcf.fu)
    • Svyrf naq qverpgbevrf orvat onpxhcrq, fbegrq ol vzcbegnapr, ner nqqrq gb n yvfg
    • Pnyphyngrf gur fcnpr hfrq ol cerivbhf onpxhcf
    • Pnyphyngrf gur fcnpr erdhverq sbe arj onpxhcf
    • Vs gurer vf abg rabhtu serr fcnpr vg ortvaf gb qryrgr yrff inyhnoyr svyrf sebz gur byqrfg onpxhc hagvy gurer vf rabhtu fcnpr ba qvfx be gur byqrfg onpxhc vf pbzcyrgryl erzbirq sbe pbagvahr erzbivat svyrf sebz gur frpbaq byqrfg onpxhc (abj gur byqrfg bar). Qbvat guvf lbh cerfreir gur uvturfg cbffvoyr nzbhag bs pbzcyrgr onpxhcf naq gur byqrfg onpxhc jvyy or gur bayl bar vapbzcyrgr (ohg lbh unir arj pbcvrf, fb gurer vf ab ceboyrz)
    • Fcrpvsvrq svyrf naq qverpgbevrf ner pbcvrq gb gur onpxhcf qverpgbel. Rnpu onpxhc jvyy or fnirq ba vgf bja qverpgbel anzrq LRNEZBAGUQNL-AAA, orvat AAA na vaqrk hfrshy jura gurer ner zber guna bar onpxhc cre qnl.

Pbafbyr bhgchg rknzcyr:

$ /hfe/ybpny/ova/ZnxrOnpxhcf.fu
Qrpelcgvat onpxhcf UQ...
Ragre YHXF cnffcuenfr:
xrl fybg 0 haybpxrq.
Pbzznaq fhpprffshy.
Zbhagvat qrpelcgrq onpxhcf cnegvgvba...
Hazbhagvat fbzr bgure guvatf orsber onpxvat hc...
&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;[...]
Onpxvat hc...
Gbgny fcnpr: 152619 ZvO (149 TvO)
Hfrq fcnpr: 117351 ZvO (114 TvO)
Serr fcnpr: 35268 ZvO (34 TvO)
Arrqrq fcnpr sbe gur arj onpxhc: 20085 ZvO (19 TvO)
Jr ner xrrcvat nyy gur byq onpxhcf :-Q
Perngvat n arj onpxhc va /zag/onpxhcf/onpxhcf-znva_freire/20070817000
&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;Pbclvat /ubzr/qngn gb /zag/onpxhcf/onpxhcf-znva_freire/20070817000/ubzr_qngn
&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;Pbclvat /ubzr/Cvpgherf gb /zag/onpxhcf/onpxhcf-znva_freire/20070817000/ubzr_Cvpgherf
&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;Pbclvat /ubzr/heevryyh/.znvysvygre gb /zag/onpxhcf/onpxhcf-znva_freire/20070817000/ubzr_heevryyh_.znvysvygre
Hazbhagvat onpxhcf cnegvgvba...
Errapelcgvat onpxhcf cnegvgvba...
Lbh pna ghea bss gur onpxhcf cnegvgvba abj :-Q

Gnxr pner bs...

  • Vg jbexf bayl ba BFf gung unf tbg gur erdhverq rkgreany ovanevrf
  • ZnxrOnpxhcf.fu naq YbpnyOnpxhcre.rkr zhfg or eha nf ebbg sbe orvat noyr gb zbhag, qrpelcg naq ernq svyrf bjarq ol nalbar. Orsber nal svyr vf qryrgrq vg purpxf juvpu cngu vf tbvat gb or erzbirq gb nibvq haxabja ohtf
  • Vg hfrf fbzr rkgreany ovanevrf fhpu nf qh, qs naq ez. Sbe rknzcyr Qverpgbel.Qryrgr() jnf ervzcyrzragrq hfvat ez orpnhfr gur PYE tnir fbzr ceboyrzf qryrgvat svyrf anzrq hfvat n jebat punefrg. Gur erfg bs ernfbaf ner rkcynvarq va gur fbhepr pbqr
  • Gur yvfg bs svyrf naq qverpgbevrf orvat onpxhcrq, gur cngu gb rkgreany ovanevrf, gur cngu gb gur rapelcgrq cnegvgvba naq gur cngu jurer gur rapelcgrq cnegvgvba vf zbhagrq ner nyy uneqpbqrq va ZnxrOnpxhcf.fu naq pbasvt.pf

Fbhepr pbqr

ZnxrOnpxhcf.fu, 25 yvarf&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;[qbjaybnq]

  1. #!/ova/onfu
  2. &aofc;
  3. #guvf fpevcg zhfg or rkrphgrq nf ebbg (puzbq 740 &yg;guvf_fpevcg.fu&tg; vf n tbbq pubvpr)
  4. &aofc;
  5. rpub -r &dhbg;Qrpelcgvat onpxhcf UQ...&dhbg;
  6. juvyr [ ! -r /qri/znccre/onpxhc_pelcg ]; qb
  7. pelcgfrghc yhxfBcra /qri/fqp1 onpxhc_pelcg
  8. qbar
  9. &aofc;
  10. rpub -r &dhbg;Zbhagvat qrpelcgrq onpxhcf cnegvgvba...&dhbg;
  11. zbhag /qri/znccre/onpxhc_pelcg /zag/onpxhcf
  12. &aofc;
  13. rpub -r &dhbg;Hazbhagvat fbzr bgure guvatf orsber onpxvat hc...&dhbg;
  14. #jungrire lbh jnag
  15. &aofc;
  16. rpub -r &dhbg;Onpxvat hc...&dhbg;
  17. /hfe/ova/zbab /hfe/ybpny/ova/YbpnyOnpxhcre.rkr
  18. &aofc;
  19. rpub -r &dhbg;Hazbhagvat onpxhcf cnegvgvba...&dhbg;
  20. hzbhag /zag/onpxhcf/
  21. &aofc;
  22. rpub -r &dhbg;Errapelcgvat onpxhcf cnegvgvba...&dhbg;
  23. pelcgfrghc erzbir onpxhc_pelcg
  24. &aofc;
  25. rpub -r &dhbg;Lbh pna ghea bss gur onpxhcf UQ abj :-Q&dhbg;
  26. &aofc;

Cebtenz.pf, 33 yvarf&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;[qbjaybnq]

  1. hfvat Flfgrz;
  2. hfvat Flfgrz.Pbyyrpgvbaf.Trarevp;
  3. hfvat Flfgrz.Grkg;
  4. anzrfcnpr YbpnyOnpxhcre {
  5. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; pynff Cebtenz {
  6. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; fgngvp ibvq Znva(fgevat[] netf) {
  7. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; vs(Raivebazrag.HfreAnzr == &dhbg;ebbg&dhbg;) {
  8. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; Pbafbyr.JevgrYvar(&dhbg;Gbgny fcnpr: {0} ZvO ({1} TvO)&dhbg; , trareny.QevirVasb.GbgnyFcnpr / 1024 / 1024 , trareny.QevirVasb.GbgnyFcnpr / 1024 / 1024 / 1024);
  9. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; Pbafbyr.JevgrYvar(&dhbg;Hfrq fcnpr: {0} ZvO ({1} TvO)&dhbg; , trareny.QevirVasb.HfrqFcnpr / 1024 / 1024 , trareny.QevirVasb.HfrqFcnpr / 1024 / 1024 / 1024);
  10. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; Pbafbyr.JevgrYvar(&dhbg;Serr fcnpr: {0} ZvO ({1} TvO)&dhbg; , trareny.QevirVasb.SerrFcnpr / 1024 / 1024 , trareny.QevirVasb.SerrFcnpr / 1024 / 1024 / 1024);
  11. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; Pbafbyr.JevgrYvar(&dhbg;Arrqrq fcnpr sbe gur arj onpxhc: {0} ZvO ({1} TvO)&dhbg; , trareny.ArjOnpxhcFvmr / 1024 / 1024 , trareny.ArjOnpxhcFvmr / 1024 / 1024 / 1024);
  12. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; vs(trareny.ArjOnpxhcFvmr + pbasvt.XrrcSerrFcnpr &tg;= trareny.QevirVasb.GbgnyFcnpr) {
  13. &aofc;
  14. [...]

trareny.pf, 244 yvarf&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;[qbjaybnq]

  1. hfvat Flfgrz;
  2. hfvat Flfgrz.Pbyyrpgvbaf;
  3. hfvat Flfgrz.Pbyyrpgvbaf.Trarevp;
  4. hfvat Flfgrz.Grkg;
  5. hfvat Flfgrz.Qvntabfgvpf;
  6. hfvat Flfgrz.VB;
  7. anzrfcnpr YbpnyOnpxhcre {
  8. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; choyvp fgngvp pynff trareny {
  9. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; cevingr fgngvp HVag64 cArjOnpxhcFvmr;
  10. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// &yg;fhzznel&tg;
  11. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// Trgf gur fvmr arrqrq sbe gur arj onpxhc.
  12. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// &yg;/fhzznel&tg;
  13. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; choyvp fgngvp HVag64 ArjOnpxhcFvmr {
  14. &aofc;
  15. [...]

pbasvt.pf, 43 yvarf&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;&aofc;[qbjaybnq]

  1. hfvat Flfgrz;
  2. hfvat Flfgrz.Pbyyrpgvbaf.Trarevp;
  3. hfvat Flfgrz.Grkg;
  4. anzrfcnpr YbpnyOnpxhcre {
  5. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; choyvp fgngvp pynff pbasvt {
  6. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// &yg;fhzznel&tg;
  7. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// Yvfg bs svyrf naq qverpgbevrf gb or onpxhcrq
  8. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// &yg;/fhzznel&tg;
  9. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; /// OR PNERSHY: CNGUF FUBHYQA'G RAQ JVGU N FYNFU (&dhbg;/&dhbg;)
  10. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; choyvp fgngvp fgevat[] YvfgGbOnpxhc = {
  11. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &dhbg;/ubzr/qngn&dhbg; ,
  12. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &dhbg;/ubzr/Cvpgherf&dhbg;,
  13. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &dhbg;/ubzr/heevryyh.arg&dhbg; ,
  14. &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &aofc; &dhbg;/ine/yvo/zlfdy&dhbg;,
  15. &aofc;
  16. [...]