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heevryyh.arg => Negvpyrf => Fbsgjner => Nqinagntrf bs P#
Jul P#?
Gnyxvat gb crbcyr nobhg P# jung V frr vf gung gurl qba'g yvxr punatrf. Gung'f pbzzba naq gung unccraf gb nyy bs hf, ohg fcraqvat fbzr gvzr cynlvat nebhaq jvgu P# naq vs lbh xabj Wnin be P++ (sbe rknzcyr) yrneavat P# vf irel rnfl, ohg... jul fubhyq lbh yrnea vg?.
Abgr: V fhccbeg P# jura qrirybcvat qrfxgbc nccyvpngvbaf naq znlor tnzrf, ohg abg sbe rzorqqrq flfgrzf (fhpu nf zvpebpbagebyyref), erny gvzr nccf be xrearyf, fb gur sbyybjvat nqinagntrf ner bayl nccyvpnoyr gb qrfxgbc nccf.
Hcqngr: V'z jbexvat ba Cvtzrb Cebwrpg, juvpu nyybjf gb gb rnfvyl qrirybc nccyvpngvbaf (erny gvzr naq rssvpvragyl) jevggra va nal .ARG ynathntr (vapyhqvat P#) sbe zvpebpbagebyyref.
Nqinagntrf bire P naq P++
- Vg vf pbzcvyrq gb na vagrezrqvngr ynathntr (PVY) vaqrcragyl bs gur ynathntr vg jnf qrirybcrq be gur gnetrg nepuvgrpgher naq bcrengvat flfgrz
- Nhgbzngvp tneontr pbyyrpgvba
- Cbvagref ab ybatre arrqrq (ohg bcgvbany)
- Ersyrpgvba pncnovyvgvrf
- Qba'g arrq gb jbeel nobhg urnqre svyrf ".u"
- Qrsvavgvba bs pynffrf naq shapgvbaf pna or qbar va nal beqre
- Qrpynengvba bs shapgvbaf naq pynffrf abg arrqrq
- Harkvfgvat pvephyne qrcraqrapvrf
- Pynffrf pna or qrsvarq jvguva pynffrf
- Gurer ner ab tybony shapgvbaf be inevnoyrf, rirelguvat orybatf gb n pynff
- Nyy gur inevnoyrf ner vavgvnyvmrq gb gurve qrsnhyg inyhrf orsber orvat hfrq (guvf vf nhgbzngvp ol qrsnhyg ohg pna or qbar znahnyyl hfvat fgngvp pbafgehpgbef)
- Lbh pna'g hfr aba-obbyrna inevnoyrf (vagrtref, sybngf...) nf pbaqvgvbaf. Guvf vf zhpu zber pyrna naq yrff reebe cebar
- Nccf pna or rkrphgrq jvguva n erfgevpgrq fnaqobk
Nqinagntrf bire P++ naq wnin
- Sbeznyvmrq pbaprcg bs trg-frg zrgubqf, fb gur pbqr orpbzrf zber yrtvoyr
- Zber pyrna riragf znantrzrag (hfvat qryrtngrf)
Nqinagntrf bire wnin
- Hfhnyyl vg vf zhpu zber rssvpvrag guna wnin naq ehaf snfgre
- PVY (Pbzzba (.ARG) Vagrezrqvngr Ynathntr) vf n fgnaqneq ynathntr, juvyr wnin olgrpbqrf nera'g
- Vg unf zber cevzvgvir glcrf (inyhr glcrf), vapyhqvat hafvtarq ahzrevp glcrf
- Vaqrkref yrg lbh npprff bowrpgf nf vs gurl jrer neenlf
- Pbaqvgvbany pbzcvyngvba
- Fvzcyvsvrq zhygvguernqvat
- Bcrengbe bireybnqvat. Vg pna znxr qrirybczrag n ovg gevpxvre ohg gurl ner bcgvbany naq fbzrgvzrf irel hfrshy
- (yvzvgrq) hfr bs cbvagref vs lbh ernyyl arrq gurz, nf jura pnyyvat haznantrq (angvir) yvoenevrf juvpu qbrfa'g eha ba gbc bs gur iveghny znpuvar (PYE)
Fhowrpgviryl
Vs lbh jevgr pbqr va lbhe serr gvzr lbh jnag gb srry tbbq qbvat vg. Vs lbh rawbl cebtenzzvat, jura lbh tnva n ovg bs rkcrevrapr hfvat P# lbh'yy yvxr vg. Nsgre nyy grpuavpny nqinagntrf lbh pna frr jung vf zbfg vzcbegnag vf gung lbh rawbl jevgvat P# pbqr, naq gunaxf gb gur terng nzbhag bs gval qrgnvyf gung urycf lbh jura hfvat VQRf yvxr Ivfhny Fghqvb, FunecQrirybc, Zbabqrirybc... lbh'yy jevgr pbqr zhpu zber ebohfg, pyrna, snfgre naq pbzsbegnoyl guna jura qbvat vg va bgure ynathntrf.
Zlguf naq gehguf
- "Vg vf n Zvpebfbsg'f cebcregl" - Ab! Zvpebfbsg qrirybcrq vg, ohg P# naq .ARG Senzrjbex ner RPZN (2) naq VFB (2) fgnaqneqf. Va gur bgure unaq ner NQB.ARG, NFC.ARG naq Jvaqbjf.Sbezf gung gurl ner abg cneg bs gur fgnaqneq (ohg fhccbegrq ol serr vzcyrzragngvbaf), naq Zvpebfbsg unf fbzr cngragf va HFN nobhg P# naq gur PYV ohg bgure vzcyrzragngvbaf bs gur iveghny znpuvar naq pbzcvyref pna or qrirybcrq serryl gunaxf gb gurfr gurezf.
- "Vg vf vagraqrq gb or hfrq bayl va Jvaqbjf". Gung'f gehr sbe Ivfhny Fghqvb, ohg gung'f whfg na VQR, naq sbe Jvaqbjf.Sbezf juvpu vf abg cneg bs nal fgnaqneq. Lbh pna jevgr pbafbyr-onfrq zhygvcyngsbez nccyvpngvbaf be rira nccf jvgu THV hfvat TGX+ (frr TGX#), DG/XQR (frr Dlbgb/Xvzbab) be bgure tuencvp yvoenevrf, juvpu qba'g erdhver nal Jvaqbjf-eryngrq yvoenel (zbfg bs gur .ARG Senzrjbex qbrfa'g arrq nalguvat eryngrq gb Jvaqbjf, naq lbh pna hfr vg ba nal bcrengvat flfgrz). Sbe rknzcyr, arj nccyvpngvbaf ner orvat qrirybcrq rirel qnl sbe TABZR ehaavat ba Zbab.
- "Vg whfg ehaf ba Jvaqbjf". "Ba yvahk ehaf fb onq". Zbab unf n .ARG iveghny znpuvar vzcyrzragngvba bs irefvbaf 1.1, 2.0 (trarevpf, cnegvny pynffrf, vgrengbef, nabalzbhf qryrtngrf...) naq 3.5 (YVAD, nabalzbhf glcrf, ynzoqn rkcerffvbaf, rkgrafvba zrgubqf...) naq vapyhqrf n P# pbzcvyre. Vg vf serr fbsgjner naq ehaf ba n ohapu bs bcrengvat flfgrzf naq nepuvgrpgherf. Vg unf ovaqvatf sbe TGX+, BcraTY (GNB), YQNC, Pnveb, PBEON... naq fhccbegf gur ragver JvaSbezf 1.1 naq 2.0. Ba Yvahk (hfvat Zbab) lbh pna nyfb hfr fbzr bgure ynathntrf fhpu nf Obb, Wnin, Arzreyr, Ivfhny Onfvp .ARG...
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